Dog Balls Feel Funny…and Other Shit You Learn When Trying to Talk To Your Kids


The things you learn when you have kids… Read More Dog Balls Feel Funny…and Other Shit You Learn When Trying to Talk To Your Kids

A Case of Headupassitis, I May Need a Crowbar, and Authority


    Not for me silly.   I just had a marvelous epiphany.  Well really it sucked, but it .. actually two separate ones .. they both sucked.  And its the perpetrators of said thoughts to reach epiphany,,that suck, I mean have headupassitis.   I don;t know what else it could possibly be.  I had it once a long time… Read More A Case of Headupassitis, I May Need a Crowbar, and Authority

Missing: Donut, Hole-less with Sprinkles. Reward for its Return (preferably unlicked)


This is not cool. I think I fell through  a wormhole and into a parallel universe.   I don’t even know  what a wormhole is yet, I think fell through one?  It must be true then.  Right?  You can’t make stuff up and know what you are talking about.  That’s just plain crazy. Things aren’t right..  Everything… Read More Missing: Donut, Hole-less with Sprinkles. Reward for its Return (preferably unlicked)