You want to know where my sign is? It got held up at security.
Today for our
we are going to try something different. Getting a little interactive.
Cimon its Monday…. Whatever you are doing I want you to stop and look around you.
The first person that makes eye contact with you say something random. Whatever you think of….
Here I will give you some ideas…
- If you are say…on a train on your way home stand up and shout I WANT A PONY !
- If you are driving, at the next stop light roll down the window and ask the person in the car beside you for some Grey Poupon.
- If you are still at work , just say hi to someone you don;t normally talk to, then maintain steady, intense eye contact.
- Proclaim loudly ” I am a Cucumber of God!
- In Walmart or other grocery stores, go to the dairy section and when someone comes up next to you say, “You have to have real butter for a butter canoe. Shut UP! Parkay.. you are not butter! “
- Sing the Monkey Song. If it doesn;t have a tail it’s not a monkey – then be sure to point out all the non tailed things that are apes…even if they have a monkey kinda shape…
You get the idea? ok. GO! (and here is some music for you to enjoy too….)
I want reports on what you did and how it went. Go Go Go!
What are you waiting for? DO IT! oh..the video..ok…
To Your Mental State Whatever it May be…
I am feeling a little crazy, just thought I’d share. I like to do that you know 😉
On a side note – sorry this was later than usual. my scheduled publish didn’t work. I realize that some of you are eating dinner – like on the east coast. you can wait til tomorrow morning. Just do it…. Would I steer you wrong? As long as you keep your clothes on and your hands to yourself, you will be fine…just fine 🙂 Oh no sudden movements either.
ok FINE! I set it wrong. Back tomorrow same Cracked time – ok earlier than today – same Cracked channel.
9 thoughts on “Keep em on Their Toes, Mid-Afternoon Mental Moment”
I just looked at the 7 yr old and yelled ‘Gorilla’ and he wasn’t impressed.
I will try again later.
Do we HAVE to keep our clothes on? Cuz I’m pretty sure if I take my clothes off and THEN yell ‘gorilla’ while outside, someone will be impressed!!
I think you are right… legal said I had to say that.. wouldnt want to get sued for soneone streaking and then me getying blamed … 🙂 between you and me… you an do whatever you want.. just DO IT ! Gorilla ws really clever btw… I like it
So I look at my husband of 49 years and I say…I want to adopt a baby!…He says…”Good Luck”!!…………Diane
Lizzie–you’re just too much. Where do you come up with this stuff? You have a truly creative brain–if you ever think of putting together some of your posts into a compilation, I think you’d have an avid audience for a book or e-book. I mean, where else could they get a view of the world like yours?
awww thanks 🙂 I don;t know where it comes from – well some if it from movies and stuff…and if I could harness the other 500,000 ideas that ping in my brain in any given minute / day / week… 500,000 a week is still pretty productive, just imagine what fun THAT would be! 🙂 I am thinking about that though…oh I caught that one now I just have to act on it…sigh…YES MoodtraK..ok.. I am ON it thanks 🙂
I think I will walk into a crowded room and yell out that my pony would like a cucumber of god slathered in grey poupon before he rides off in his butter canoe to search of the non-tailed monkey-shaped apes.
And I will do it while staring at EVERYONE!!!
oh you are good!! THAT’S the spirit… what’s the chance we can get some video?
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Lizzie, I haven’t seen anyone today because I’m in a mind-bend warp. We Bipoles are like Tadpoles, potential is the nature of the beast. I think I’ll go to Whist game tonight and yell Fire, or maybe that’s not so smart 😦 I’ll yell Water!