Dear STB, I am sitting here deep in thought wondering how to stop wanting to smash your face in. Sounds violent I know, and knowing you, you will probably get a restraining order or something. Mostly because you are a drama queen, and because in your fear, you don’t know a thing about me.
This is another one of my older posts that I just had to bring out for good measure. There is a new version of Angry Birds out did you know? I am fighting it… but I dunno. Don’t worry though if I succumb to the temptation, I will surely be sharing the experience with you… Read More Why are the Friggin BIRDS Angry??!!?? – take 2
Well folks it is a big day here at Running Naked with Scissors. And you are all here to witness it.. The return of My Mean Steak. I know it’s been away for quite some time and lately it has been pouting because the movie deal it had worked out fell through when… Read More My Mean Streak and Making a Point
I could have titled this so many things: Why I love to hate socks…. Tales of the Frustrated Laundress… The Housewife’s Nemesis.. Fuel for the Fire Socks Suck and Other Obvious Things and it could fit in many categories; rants, random thoughts, life lessons, bipolar, You can take it as one of my cracked observations… Read More Socks
Wow – am almost tempted to just Twitter that and forget the expanding on an idea thing but it’s too late now. Besides I think it is more than 140 characters and I don’t need to struggle with that brand of inadequacy today too….
I try not to swear too much here on my blog. I try to use it for what swearing should be used for – emphasis. I am not big on the F-bomb but I am not afraid to drop it if I feel the need…need not just urge.
I blacked out my blog today and was struck by the extreme frustration of being….silenced? While I chose to black it out to get the message across, I fought the urge to unblock it during the day and thought about what if one day I came to write and found the black out imposed by… Read More Imagine Not – but Ignore Not Either.
Did you ever Google ‘work from home’ ? You should. Just for the really cool things you will learn and the people who so willingly share (for a nominal fee of course) their little known secret key to instant wealth by just clicking away on your computer. I think I could be one of those… Read More I am Sharing this Little Known Internet Secret with YOU!
No..not that kind of dick.. Dick as in jerk, loser, low self-esteem boob that needs to exert control over another just to feel ok about themselves. How does that work anyway? How do you feel better treating someone else like shit. How do you say you love someone and then treat them like dirt? And feel good… Read More Lamentations of a Dick Magnet
I have a love, hate, love, need , Acckkk! relationship with texting. I am in awe of the fact that technology – Bitch that it is – has brought us to be able to send messages back and forth at the speed of whatever it is that carries them and stay in contact with someone… Read More Text Etiquette- Because Good Manners Never Hurt Anyone.
My Mean Streak is back. By popular demand and just because I like to indulge it occasionally. Today wasn’t it’s scheduled day but as I lay in bed this morning I found my thoughts wandering all over the place and I had this sudden urge to jump on here and post an aside – a… Read More My Mean Streak and Humor as a Weapon
Ok. Die is extreme. Kick someones ass? Throw things? I don’t know. I was thinking along the lines of the old favorite saying of Life’s a Bitch then you die Which is still true I think. I’ll have to get back to you on that. Bitch may be too mild of a term. My laptop… Read More Technology is a Bitch ..Then You Die
Facebook is an enigma to me. I think despite rumors to the contrary, it is here to stay and most definitely a part of the modern culture. I love it. I hate it. I get disgusted but it gives me a connection to people when I feel alone and has helped me reconnect with people from… Read More Block Me? Is That Like Legos or Something?
I have mad skills in the mean department. Today’s lesson is called The Proper Delivery of the Passive Aggressive Face Mush. I am going to impart – for free I might add – techniques I have successfully mastered to pull off this insult without detection of ill intent. It is an extremely satisfying stress reliever… Read More My Mean Streak and the Art of the Passive-Aggressive Face Mush