A Letter to the Woman that Stole my Life on the Occasion of Your First Wedding Anniversary


Dear STB, I am sitting here deep in thought wondering how to stop wanting to smash your face in.  Sounds violent I know, and knowing you, you will probably get a restraining order or something.  Mostly because you are a drama queen, and because in your fear, you don’t know a thing about me. 

Socks


I could have titled this so many things: Why I love to hate socks…. Tales of the Frustrated Laundress… The Housewife’s Nemesis.. Fuel for the Fire Socks Suck and Other Obvious Things  and it could fit in many categories;  rants, random thoughts, life lessons, bipolar, You can take it as one of my cracked observations… Read More Socks

My Mean Streak and the Art of the Passive-Aggressive Face Mush


I have mad skills in the mean department. Today’s lesson is called  The Proper Delivery of the Passive Aggressive Face Mush. I am going to impart – for free I might add – techniques I have successfully mastered to pull off this insult without detection of ill intent.  It is an extremely satisfying stress reliever… Read More My Mean Streak and the Art of the Passive-Aggressive Face Mush