No..not that kind of dick.. Dick as in jerk, loser, low self-esteem boob that needs to exert control over another just to feel ok about themselves. How does that work anyway? How do you feel better treating someone else like shit. How do you say you love someone and then treat them like dirt? And feel good… Read More Lamentations of a Dick Magnet
I originally posted this on October 16th – because I was sick. I am dragging it out because I woke up with brain fog – and I am sick -bleh…. I woke up this morning with another headache, big deal. But with it came a raging temperature and achy bones and an upset stomach. Groooaannn…I… Read More Moms Aren’t Supposed to Get Sick.
I have a love, hate, love, need , Acckkk! relationship with texting. I am in awe of the fact that technology – Bitch that it is – has brought us to be able to send messages back and forth at the speed of whatever it is that carries them and stay in contact with someone… Read More Text Etiquette- Because Good Manners Never Hurt Anyone.
My Mean Streak is back. By popular demand and just because I like to indulge it occasionally. Today wasn’t it’s scheduled day but as I lay in bed this morning I found my thoughts wandering all over the place and I had this sudden urge to jump on here and post an aside – a… Read More My Mean Streak and Humor as a Weapon
Ok. Die is extreme. Kick someones ass? Throw things? I don’t know. I was thinking along the lines of the old favorite saying of Life’s a Bitch then you die Which is still true I think. I’ll have to get back to you on that. Bitch may be too mild of a term. My laptop… Read More Technology is a Bitch ..Then You Die
Facebook is an enigma to me. I think despite rumors to the contrary, it is here to stay and most definitely a part of the modern culture. I love it. I hate it. I get disgusted but it gives me a connection to people when I feel alone and has helped me reconnect with people from… Read More Block Me? Is That Like Legos or Something?
I have mad skills in the mean department. Today’s lesson is called The Proper Delivery of the Passive Aggressive Face Mush. I am going to impart – for free I might add – techniques I have successfully mastered to pull off this insult without detection of ill intent. It is an extremely satisfying stress reliever… Read More My Mean Streak and the Art of the Passive-Aggressive Face Mush
I am by nature a live and let live kinda person. Laid back, non-judgemental etc etc. I usually do not get worked up over the things that just are and I can not change. Until recently. I am not sure why this is happening now. My theory is that since I am done having kids… Read More Press 1 for English? What’s The Option for Idiotic?
So I was perusing the Market App on my Android phone. I found Angry Birds Seasons. Halloween to be more precise. So, I downloaded it hoping it would be better than just Angry Birds. And, it is. Cept I am stuck on a level already that isn’t too far into the game. 🙂 I went… Read More There is a Horror Movie about Birds, You Think it Can’t Happen?
There were strange happenings at my house. I got it straightened out eventually but it wasn’t easy. I had an extra border you see. One that wasn’t part of the gaggle I gave birth too and very good at staying out of sight even though he was responsible for 98% of the mishaps in the… Read More Not Me Needs to Get The Hell Out of My House!
I think that probably every one of us in our childish ignorance could not wait to grow up. Oh I Know, I just made the dreaded generalization and to counter it, I do realize that somewhere out there is probably someone who recognized the benefits and savored each and every moment of childhood, including doing the dishes and picking up dog poop. … Read More Grown Up Rules Suck! ….(or; I like Candy, So What? The Grown Up Police Can Kiss My Ass!.)
I feel like someone popped my birthday balloon. Stole my lollipop, pissed in my Wheaties and ran away laughing. Yeah it’s like that. I am stunned and numb and I feel like I have been cheated. I have been fooled. My whole life long I have been walking around with toilet paper on my shoe… Read More The Aliens on the Moon and How They Knocked My World Wonky
I woke up this morning with another headache, big deal. But with it came a raging temperature and achy bones and an upset stomach. Groooaannn…I am sick. I’m not supposed to get sick. It takes away Mom points and is frowned upon by the gaggle I call my children and any body else who thinks they… Read More Mom Aren’t Supposed to Get Sick.
…..& Other Shit You Learn When You Are Trying to Talk to Your Kids. Have you ever been talking to your kids about something important, well to you anyways, and realized they didn’t hear a word? It frustrates me to no end. I try to not give too much advice and yet sometimes I feel compelled… Read More Dog Balls Feel Funny …………….