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Lizzie and I were talking about something entirely different, when Clyde butted in, as he always does, with a sharp right turn. Want to see what the orang has to say while I hijack Lizzie’s blog for the day?
Have you ever had one of those moments with your kid..any of your kids, where you have this overwhelming sense of deja vu and when it dawns on you why, you want to scream as loud as possible and maybe (very tentative maybe here folks. I can get away with it because my Mom will know how I… Read More Picking My Nose. Where’s the KY When You Need It?
Have you ever had one of those days? The ones where it seems that nothing goes our way, where just when you think you can’t possibly handle anything else, more gets loaded on? Where you feel like you just want to shut down the rides and close early. Let the Moose outside tell the visitors… Read More Sorry Folks, Park’s Closed. The Moose Outside Shoulda Told You.
I have mad skills in the mean department. Today’s lesson is called The Proper Delivery of the Passive Aggressive Face Mush. I am going to impart – for free I might add – techniques I have successfully mastered to pull off this insult without detection of ill intent. It is an extremely satisfying stress reliever… Read More My Mean Streak and the Art of the Passive-Aggressive Face Mush
Image via Wikipedia (for clarification, this was meant to be posted friday oct 21 therefore any reference to today or tonight are meant to describe same day which is now yesterday.) Have you ever had one of those days where you just couldn’t keep your mind focused on the task at hand whatever that may be?… Read More Oh Look…. A Butterfly!
…..& Other Shit You Learn When You Are Trying to Talk to Your Kids. Have you ever been talking to your kids about something important, well to you anyways, and realized they didn’t hear a word? It frustrates me to no end. I try to not give too much advice and yet sometimes I feel compelled… Read More Dog Balls Feel Funny …………….
. Have you ever been talking to someone or a group of someones and there is a topic of obvious interest but nobody wants to bring it up? For example: George got fired The Smiths are getting divorced there is a really big booger on your nose did you see Lizzie? She is butt naked… Read More Excuse Me…. Have You Seen My Elephant?