***I got a super duper special treat tonight folks Snaapy style – that’s GingerSnaap! my SFDMNM (you will figure it out soon enough trust me 🙂 ) as a Monday night guest blogger treat … ***
SO we have noticed a trend lately – a rather exciting one. A whole lot of people want to be just like us. And who wouldn’t? But the rush to be us has caused some confusion on all kinds of fronts – more for us than anyone but that’s not what we are for focusing on. Not today. Probably not ever if we can just keep diverting attention to other things like…..trends. US. (see how that works? we diverted the attention away from us and then right back around to us – it’s called circular diversion… you don’t remember what we don’t want to focus on (neither do we ,cause we don’t always focus so much..good..yea ) but you are once again focused on US. That was cool right? )
We get lots of comments everyday like “You think you are so cool?” “What’s so great about you?” “Who made you boss?” Granted they are mostly from our kids, we have ……4..7…9….10! between the two of us. Just doin our part to continue the human race…..
Hey Ginger, we don’t have to tell them we aren’t sure they are all human right? I mean ……
Ummmmmm Lizzie? We are live here, Oh my GAWD…..
Crap! Smile pretty – flip your hair or something Ginger, that ALWAYS works… it’s sooo pretty…..and…shiny…. like a butterfly……
I know right? But Lizzie, I NEVER flip my hair in public. And Lizzie, your hair is nice too and ..in fact it’s really nice today…such a pretty color is that new? And..shiny.. like a sparly colorful catepillar…….
**THIS SILENCE IS INTENTIONALLY HERE**
(not really but we gotta put something while we get the girls back on point!)
OK, back to US-
Lizzie & Ginger,
Cracked and Snaap…..
The first step to being like us is to talk like us…
We are texting, twittering, blogging kinda girls and words are our friends. The real truth is – you can’t BE us you can only hope to bask in the light of our coolness, and learn as much as you can so that when we rule the world – and it is coming folks make no mistake- we will keep you.
Step 1: (there is no other steps but just in case… then we can go on with step 2..see that ? Cool right? ) Talk the TEXT . Yes we have our own little language and we are sick and tired of spelling out the things we like to hear ourselves say all. the. time. SO we have here a list of text lingo that we shall start using immediately. Please print it and refer to it when we text, tweet, stalk, comment or otherwise grace you with our …. um should we say wisdom?
do you think?
We ARE wise, right? And even if …well they need to think we are if we are going to rule the world without an uprising….
shhhh of course there won’t be an uprising – they LOVE us….we are a trend on Twitter….or will be as soon as we are done here and I tweet that we are…… Look how we made Guaptastic famous ….. if we can do THAT we can certainly rule the world…… (but lately, I am not sure he has earned our adoration- I had to revoke the CupCakes Lizzie because he told Hobbler I was a stalker. He’s getting mean. He sounds like EH sometimes. Don’t tell them I said that, ok?)
😦 I only got 5 cupcakes…
When we grace you with our wisdom.
that did sound good
A-hem, let us move on, shall we?
The LizzieCracked/ GingerSnaap un-abridged Texting/Twitter/Blogging/Stalking Lingo.
2012 Version
In Pocket Form
HOS -Husband over shoulder. All this chick wants to do is check out that new site on WordPress with Cute russian male models & he’s all like ‘who is that’. GO AWAYYYYY
PYP -Pee your pants
LSHIP– Laughed so hard I peed myself
SOL– Not shit outta luck- Snort Out Loud.
BRBGCTP– Be right back gotta change tinkle panties
NCE– Nostril coffee explosion
SWA -Snort with attitude/authority
ERP– Eyes rolling puleeze
PDM – Polka dot monkeys
HUA – Head up ass
DUM – Danger unmedicated
OOR– Out of Ritalin
OOK – Out of Klonpin
ICGMBL – I could give a monkey’s butt less
SE– Suck eggs
STB – Spinless twat blob
DFS – Damn fine skippy
EBD – Emotional brain dump
SMK – Stupid meddling kids
KDA – Kiss dis ass
YBR – You betta run
YCDT – You can DO that?
NTA – No tail – ape
NTNAM – No tail not a monkey
BOAF – Birds of a feather
BSOB – Bright side of bipolar
SFDMNM – Sister from a different mister n mom
WBY – Wasn’t born yesterday
CSC – Crazy Stalker Chick
HSC– Hawt Stalker Chick
YWIWSY– You wish I would stalk you
BBW – Big butt wipe
JMT – Jedi mind trick
LMGAO – Laughing my glittery ass off
DDD – Dorkiest dork dorker
CTT -Can’t touch this
RWFFB – Real women for fake boobies
DNLT – Dorks need love too
INAH – I need a hero
OLAB – Oh look! A butterfy
GCC – Gratuitous crack check – it’t the polite thing to do
ITPTTD– It’s the polite thing to do
GOMY– Get off my lawn
GOMI– Get off my internets
LAYL— Laugh at you later
BP– Bitch please
OMGIF-. Oh my gawd, involuntary flatulance
NNMOFB.- Not now, mommy on FaceBook
CHA -Chin Hair Alert
COL/R. -Cougar on Left/Right
WOMM -Warning Off My Meds
DTHC– Drink Til He’s Cute
MJA– Mom Jeans Alert
BHPU-. Bad Hair Product User
PMS– Pass My Shotgun
PMMS -Pre meditated muder suspect
OOPP.- Out of potato chips
ROFCMEO– Rolling on floor crying my eyes out
IWRA– I wanna run away
HSOTCT– He’s sleeping on the couch tonite.
LYLAS– Love ya like a slut
BFF– Best Fake Friend
POS -Poison on shelf (for the partners in crime getting ready to off their husbands who are HOS)
WWJD. -What would Jedi’s do
NSFY– No sex for you
NSE– Not Shiny Enough
TTYL– Trash talk you later.
GUAP– Grown up and peculiar
EH– Excitable heathen
ADHD – Absolutely Divine and Hawt Diva
For those of you who wish to join the club,there will be a quiz later.
Running Naked With Scissors 
A.W.E.S.O.M.E.
Most awesome post evaaaaaaaa= MAPEVAAAAAAAA
DFS!! thank you! for thinking of me – including me and just for being you! LOVE YA MUAH!
Loved this!!
Thanks and SUPER DUPER thanks cause of GingerSnaaps the brain behind the …brains 🙂 .
What a bummer….WordPress just dumped a whole paragraph of comments from me! So, I’ll try again….
Cracked and Snaap…. No, I’m not shiny at all, but I don’t feel guilty about it at all, either. ISILSHIP* Great Stuff (Stuff is my euphemism for “stuff”…wink, wink…) I won’t be taking the quiz (why bother? I can’t be you anyway, you said…), but I did wonder…why do you need English at all? You seem to have an acronym for every conceivable human interaction listed…. Really funny post, though, seriously. (And the last of that, you can be sure! Serious, I mean….)
*ISILSHIP I Swear I Laughed So Hard I Puked (I thought it was obvious, but for clarity’s sake….)
Oh, by the way…. you and Snaap are welcome to rule the world…. as soon as I am done with it. I’ve been planning and executing my campaign to become Emperor of the Entire Bloody Planet since before you were a gleam in your daddy’s eye, and I have no intention of stopping now. Never fear, I’ll leave it in better shape than I found it, count on it….and who knows? I’ll be getting rid of all the troublemakers and assholes, so you’ll be able to move right in with no fuss…..
That’s all for now… you guys take care out there, and Blessed Be…..
Wowwwww cool! Ginger he is pretty smart – kinda figured us out 🙂 I think maybe we should let him go first? Ruling the world I mean – it might just be easier to move in – I mean he did say we could have it after he is done and he has been on a quest since….how long? oh wow a ling time…..what do you think???
How long do you plan on ruling the world sir? Just Curious 🙂
Ladies…..Ohh, not too long….Really, just long enough to ace all those assholes on my list, stop the ozone depletion & major polluters, get folks back on a track to survival, instead of self-immolation, and you know, terrorize a few petty dictators and nasty billionaires who put up resistance….just the basics…. you can have it after I finish, which shouldn’t take too long, as hey, absolute power, right? I’m already 61, and have waited too long already, and my time is limited on the back end. I don’t want to spend my ENTIRE retirement at this, so, let’s say, what, 3 or 4 years? Then, I’ll just appoint you two to a joint rule as my successors, and you won’t have to fuss at all…. I’ll retire to my country estates and chase young debutantes around the pool until I croak…. easy money, yes?….until the revolution, then…..Namaste….
Oh, it’s my ISP that is malfunctioning, not WP….sorry this took so long….had to wait until morning, and it’s still not right yet…here’s hoping this works….I’m gonna hit the button now…..
well it must have worked 🙂 you are brave to go with the whole paragraph before hitting post…. it;s a pretty sweet offer – I will have to consult with Ginger of course – we will get back to you. 🙂
Lizzie, I think I am ok with Gigoid ruling first- you know it’s the ‘age before beauty’ mantra. That way, he can do all of the dirty work since we are too pretty to get dirty and stuff. I don’t like to get dirty Lizzie or deal with assholes, polluters or pretty dictators, so I would rather if he did that for us and then we swoop in and take the credit, m’kay?
yes- I am with you all the way!
Love these, and will do my best to use them.
Also, now I understand where the GUAPster comes from.
Back to lurking mode now.
lol… ok I would be remiss if I didn;t tell you that it’s from El Guapo of Guapola.. he and Ginger have a back and forth – all in good fun though 🙂
So THIS is who the new One World Order is going to be!! No wonder every one is saying the world will never be the same!!
Dang and I have to learn a new language and I don’t even have the english language mastered. I can be shiney though and I have been known to have a glittery ass. (It was halloween and I got really drunk, I went as an angel and …… Maybe material for a post some day).
Love the acronyms !! Lol I have one. IIWAPIP. If I was a puppy I’d piddle.
LAYL
Carrie
awesome! I coulda sworn you had a glittery ass award….no? I could be wrong I can;t keep all those things straight… a little secret – I don;t have them all memorized – I think GInger doesn;t either..shhh don;t tell anyone but that;s why we made it a handy dandy pocket version! I am so behind on catching up – I;ve missed visiting over your way but I shall be there sooooooon 🙂 PDM Lizzie
I do so have them all memorized! (mostly) (at least 10% of them anyway)
AI- As If!
LYLAS!!!! 🙂
uhhhh SCUSE ME?? LOve you too LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!!! 🙂
I feel most confident in saying if you and Ginger rule the world, our planet would be a better and happier place to be! 😀
it would be a nice place huh…:-)
Thank you! I’m bookmarking this page. I’m constantly having to look up an acronym!
I just have to caution there are some common ones that on our page here – mean uncommon things – so now not only do you need to reference the acronym…you need to look at the context….its all about making life easier 🙂
LOL! I realized that after I re-read the post, but hey, I’m a luddite at this whole texting, twitter thing *shrugs*
I just link wordpress to everything and forget about it 😉
that’s pretty much all I did too – but I have discovered the joy of twittering – 🙂
Looks like you’re the innovator behind creative text words. My favorite being SE(Suck eggs) lol. Kudos to you!
Ginger is the brains…the innovator the brave and daring! although SE was mine 🙂
So sparkly. So shiny.
On behalf of concerned GUAPs everywhere, I believe Joan and Melissa should have a look at this.
Just in case the glitter isn’t up to spec…
And no matter how many times I read this post, I laugh myself silly(er)!
lol – you got that little reference in there didn’t you? I wasn’t happy about my cupcakes I am wiling to overlook it this time but let’s keep it in check ok? At the very least when there are cupcakes…or donuts…or any kind of lovely treats involved…. wait til they are gone… I was just ready to bite into number 6..snatched it right out of my hand and all cause you had to go and call her a stalker….exuberant… HSC ..YWSWSY..or something like that… I got my HUA, having a NCE, NTA, NTNAM, and there was this… OLAB! pretty…
Yup- he DID call me a stalker. Whatevs.
JF- Jerk Face
Blah blah…
*Burp*
And?
i come to Twitter to play and you guys come here! Is there a schedule of events? Can I get a copy…I didn;t see the memo
Thanks for the acronyms – I never can keep up!
I have to refer to by pocket guide quite a bit myself… you are welcome! We are here to serve our people -D
Love this! I can use a few of those today for sure! 🙂
That’s the spirit! and remember NTNAM! 🙂
Okay, now what is NTNAM? You keep adding more & I haven’t even assimilated the ones you already gave us. Some of us old folks need help out here 🙂
it’s not on there! 😮 crap… no tail not a monkey
Hahahahaha! Hilarious. You guys rock and you should have your own T.V. show to boot!
HTIGEFTLAGTS:
Hey! This is funny enough for the Lizzie and Ginger Televison Show! (Ok, I’ll admit it’s a little long.)
Seriously did you make all those up? They’re hilarious. MJA! Haha! DTC Haha! just all of then soooooo funny!
Lol – I didn;t put BBFF on the LIST!!! 😮 well that’s cause it;s not for general consumption 🙂 OUr own TV show? wowwwww… we could have a segment – precious pet stories and oh oh oh a Pottery Barn commentary – you of course don;t even have to apply YOu Are IN!
Wait – is precious pet stories a cooking segment?
(did you see what she did to Suzys guinea pig?)
YAY! I like the idea of a precious pet story segment. I could let my dark side out and about! It would have to be a cable show for sure, Lizzie! 🙂
we could spotlight baked good from the bakery too! Ginger does AWESOME cupcakes… they looked like muppets… which kinda ties into the pet theme….wow this is all just coming together so well….with a bow even 🙂
This is coming together! And maybe I could use my influence with Kurt Russell and Bill Murray to make occassional guest appearances! Then we’ve go Ginger’s muppet cupcakes and we’re good to go!
I totally saw and was wondering how it tasted…..like chicken I bet… no pets wil be cooked on our show…. usually
Oh.My.GAWD!!! I want a TV show, I want a TV SHOW!!! Me, Me- oooo, pick me!!!
Linda can be our first Guest on the show!! As the Drawing Lady! YES!
2nd guest- Guap reenacting the Neeked Bar Dancing story. We’ll have that little black bar floating over his many bits so as not to offend our dainty viewers eyes.
Please tell me “many” was a typo for “manly”.
Please tell me “many” was a typo of “manly”
oops, I meant **manLy**.
Tee-hee-heeeeee.
I’m so glad you responded. He was a little …um.. worried
I believe the word you’re looking for is “freaked out”.
oh….my bad… GINGER HE WAS FREAKED OUT
so much for damage control and subtlety you are welcome 🙂
But I DID say it would be a ‘little black bar’ convering the manly bits.
Baby, there ain’t enough pixels on the screen to cover the bits!
*wink*
call me.
NCE SOL SWA ahhhh ahahahaaa cool
Call you what? Little Manly Bits? LMB.
as if I didn’t call it…TOTALLY call it – I KNOW my GIRL! …what did I say Guap? did I say keep it low key? did I NOT tell you..well guess what… you brought it on yourself and when she is calling you LMB next week I don;t want to hear one BIT of whining not ONE SINGLE whimper… got it? I. tried. smh course by next week we will be on to something else so it really isn;t too much of a problem….two words…CIRCULAR DIVERSION…
that was a good one Ginger 🙂
I’m not worried. Next week she’ll find new exciting ways to tease me, and I’ll look back on this as “The Happy Time”
😉
ahhhh yes…remember when? lol
Mwa-ha-ha-ha,she says in her most evil laugh.
Until next week….
we could start ..today… Mwa ha-ha-ha-ha (oh sorry that was mt Mean Streak – it;s all riled up.
I AIN’T SCARED!!!
crap…
all bluster… oddly I find myself believing you….almost
I get things tougher than ginger in my cereal box. I can take her.
lol…hey wait! you still get things in your cereal box? like toys and shit? no! really? or are you talking about the actual cereal – that fiber and twigs one is pretty tough…the high fiber tree hugger stuff….
No, toys. As soon as I started living on my own, I started buying all the sugary cereal I wanted.
Corn Pops in the pantry right now.
(they replaced the Honey Smacks when I finished them.)
Fiber cereal sucks. Just sayin…
couldn;t agree more – that;s funny cause I did the same thing – honey smacks ROCK btw
Amen, Sister!
Ginger! You are definitely on to something. Yeah, the drawing lady could get in on the act too. And we could have the NYC subway dancers FEATURING the Guapster! Ok, this is starting to have real mass appeal!
Ummmmmmmm – Guapman… why are you repeating yourself? are you worried about it? you leave yourself wide open sometimes… geesh I swear….
Then a TV show you shall have my Soul Sister – SFADMNM…. all you have to do is promise to shout it out loud on the train in rush hour traffic……. I WANT A TV SHOW…..
no that;s not nearly as good…not even close. 😕
ok scratch that…I say we do it….. like Wayne;s World for girls – only better
What a long and crazy list 😀
yes it is rather long but we have a little time til the quiz…
HUA – I imagine thats the sound one makes when shoving it up there.
wow – I never actually considered that …kinda makes it cooler…::-)
TFF (Too – or Two, if you prefer Freakin Funny)…
and wysiwyg, don’t forget wysiwyg…
namaste you crazoid crazowd!!!
=)) :)) *rotflmao* =)) :)) *rotflmao* =)) :)) *rotflmao* =)) :)) *rotflmao*
thank you 🙂 We have fun. A lot more than we maybe should?
is this a real reference, or your own? I’m figuring it’s legit, so I’m going to reblog it.
it’s a mixture.. lol..but as soon as it takes the text, twitter, comment, stalker sector by storm – it’s real..:-)
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is this a legit list? I need to catch up?
thank you for the reblog! 🙂
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