Did you ever Google ‘work from home’ ? You should. Just for the really cool things you will learn and the people who so willingly share (for a nominal fee of course) their little known secret key to instant wealth by just clicking away on your computer.
I think I could be one of those people – because I have that much time on my hands and make money while I sleep – and just to prove it, I have a special offer for you for today only.
I have done all the research, fallen for all the scams, been frustrated beyond belief and disappointed almost to the point of crying so that you don’t have to. All you have to do is get excited and pay your nominal fee and the secret is yours.
My hours of work benefits you.
Amazing new program I found while I was doing a little research for an article and I thought how can i keep it to myself? I was looking for good marriage advice sites – no I was looking for the best ones but without having to spend hours immersed in each to determine what was better than the next.
SO I clicked on this one site that said something about couples therapy and was presented an innovative new program and a free relationship assessment – not really relationship more like remnants of or the sham you call your relationship – in other words if you have a good strong marriage / relationship do not proceed.
I mean really anyways it isn’t often that someone who isn’t having marital difficulties will Google marriage advice right? Maybe I’m wrong, but I digress.
To get a feel for the site so I could decide yay or nay on using it I put on my last relationship cap and filled out the 20 or so questions about the status and problems and waited with tingling anticipatory I don’t even know what to call it while my assessment was generated.
Ok here it is but first! a 45 second blurb by the average Joe psychologist who isn’t looking to make any money, just to help people because he is so generous and in doing so he discovered a way to rake in a million dollars a day and wants to share that little secret with us all too so we all can sit on our asses and get rich while we have awesome relationships.
I didn’t really listen after ‘hi I am’ whoever he was and he probably didn’t offer to share his million dollar a day secret internet tip either. Well not free for sure. I kinda zoned, but as soon as the little video blurb was done I sat up and wiped the drool from my chin while I scrolled down to my results which also promised to tell me exactly how to fix my relationship. In the back of my mind I was thinking it was a little too late but lo and behold –
Oh wait! I should tell you that the questions asked things like are you together now and is the other person with someone else and other things of that nature so the assessment wizard was very aware of the state of things – well not the going to Vegas on a business trip and calling to say he got married part – just the with someone else part
We have a better than 80% chance of ending up back together AND making it work!! IF we can get past the power struggle and the betrayal and the trust issues and the wife. Wow dude – not to be confused with The Dude, the one that abides, just dude – 20 questions and you can tell me all that rubbish about my relationship? Amazing So IF we can get over these obstacles and see each other as the people we fell in love with, minus the bad feelings using this revolutionary program that is a little known secret, there is still hope. Even though, you know, we couldn’t make it work before. 80 % chance we can do it…BUT (it’s a big Butt too) TIME is not on my side in this endeavor.
Neither, I am sure is his wife.
Where the hell is my credit card – I better act fast!!
- Marriage Is Good! (marriageisgood.wordpress.com)
- Inside scoope! Overcoming Relationship Battles… (spiritualsoulfood.wordpress.com)
- You are Responsible – Secret to a good relationship (tjconnects.com)
- There is no such thing as 50/50 (vallsfamilylife.wordpress.com)