Today is the first of March – March 1, 2012 – 1 March 2012 – 3/1/12 – anyway you wanna look at it, there it is… March right into it we did ….
March the First, the first day of a new month that happens to also bring with it the first day of Spring.… ahhhhh Spring, when thoughts wander towards warm sunshine and playful … and um… Springy things… well that explains a lot. To me anyways.
Today is my oldest (or is it eldest?) daughter’s birthday… no not My Grandbaby Mama - my older than her daughter.
She is 20. The big 20. Not a teen anymore… and that makes me, not a teen anymore either. Yea l I know haven’t been a teen for a few years. Like 10 – or something.
What? I was young…
SO today I need to do a headcount and inventory of the Gaggle. Make sure they are all here and properly accounted for and dutifully named so as not to cause any confusion.
Just turned 20 – √
My Grandbaby Mama 18 yo ~ nearly 19 -in 10 days… (don’t do the math folks ..really ) ok Lauren.. boy she just blew the lid off the mystery huh? that’s ok though cause it;s more fun having her here than making up silly names. I can still call her silly names – she really doesn’t mind…. no really…. √
Next we have
Mr Know-it-all Smarty Pants 16 yo √
Doodle – 11 yo (son) √
The Changeling – 8 yo (daughter) √
Mr. C - 5 yo (those are his initials isn’t that CUTE!! yes it is.. I know it.) √
That’s the Gaggle – all present and dutifully accounted for to start off the month …..
Next on the inventory / roll call isssss
Little Monkey Man - making his March debut I might add…. √
Various supporting cast and characters that pop in and out on occasion – Mom, Dad, Brother, SIL (she of the butterfly wisdom) favorite niece and favorite nephew √√√√√√
My Nicole Colored Glasses – the better to see the world with - true story √
Asylum (within one and music!) √ er is that a double check? ok √√
My BBFF √
Hope - for the Future ya know? √
My Soul Sister and Bird of a Feather √
The Crazy Chicks and Crazy Freak Club and their Fearless (and Crazy ! ) Leader √ √annnd √
cola budda ist √
New Friends √
Endless Possibilities √
DONUTS! √√√√√√√√√√√ (I ate one already …what? )
George Kato √
My Hairbrush – wait …where is my hairbrush? Where o where o where o where…is my hairbrush? oh ok there it is… √
Recipe for Homemade Laundry Soap √
My Je Ne Sais Quois – √
Pens and Pencils – √
Books to Read – √
Awards to Award - √√√√ and um let me check,,., yea √
Tags to tag - again : -D √
A Spring Chick – spring chick are you here? oh ok well I can easily be the SPring Chick ..check! √
Ideas – √
Challenges – √
Randomness – √
Veggietales complete with Cebu, Water Buffalo, (yes I have both.. I got it like that sometimes) not an ape, not a monkey, annnnnd that should cover that section.. √ itty check check… (not a monkey ….. or isssss it? )
The Peanut Gallery and all the opinions they have to offer….. √√
Mental State …. √
My Mean Streak – HEY!! Mean Streak!!!.. dammit! bet it comes back NOW! My Heart – oh yeah … nevermind
Happy Talk √
The Coffee Spot √
My Happy Spot √
Sense of Humor √
Rubber Body Suit that I half Rock - and patch kit √√
Mania - standby
Depression – gotta have it – it;s the nature of THE BEAST..dammt ehhh not check you in Just YET
Watch that converts Lizzie Cracked time to real time - or is it…real time to Lizzie Cracked time... :???: √
A Calendar √
Ok – think that does it. Phew so I pretty much got all I need to start off the month. I gotta get some Smartfood Popcorn and I am going to check and see if the Holiday Inn Express has any deals this month – OH and can;t forget my scissors – geez that might be bad… I think My Mean Streak took them though…a**h*le
Let me just write it here in my trusty little calendar….. it’s new wanna see? You just look up the day of the week, and then follow it to the day of the Month.
It’s made for people like me so there is no mistake on the day and date. I love progress.
So, right here it says Wednesday….. and down to…..
down to….. um.. is this the right year? WEDNESDAY THE …… wow…
THE 29th of FEBRUARY!!!!!! WTF ….???? hang on… one. little. minute…..
(deeeeeeep breath…. NO deeeeper.. shit I forgot to put the klonopin… well now I got a day right….put it in a bubble…let . it . go. ….annnnnd exhale…… phhhhhphfffttt…. )
Well my eldest daughte COULD have been born today cause it was a leap year then too… She’d be 5 ….. Like I need two 5 yos at my age…
You could come back tomorrow of you like.. pretend this never happened.. Jedi mind trick ?? you will come back tomorrow and it will be a new day… *subtle wave of the hand*
(betcha it works too) Happy Leap Year.! ….er…day… yea….
I gotta go now….
- Cebu (not a water buffalo) Mid-Afternoon Mental Moment. (runningnakedwithscissors.wordpress.com)